A Generous Bevy of Memes for Upstanding Citizens

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    alamy Everthing going a wrong in life a Naps a a alamy ro a alamy alamy
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    Austin @Austin_James74 What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? megan @meganlewis74 3 years ago, a cute guy I worked with wanted to give me a fist bump...I thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so I leaned forward and said hello
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    Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money
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    John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you. 3/28/18, 12:07 PM
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    me: im sad me after one sunshine life ain't too heck
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    Jack White looks like Michael Cera, if he went as Johnny Depp for Halloween. 342 B
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    finished work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try eating 2 tubs of hummus with your fingers @Hummus Mem3s SALTO CONTENIDO EN FIBRA GRIEGA HUMMUS RECETA CLASICA YAN A20 you definitely wont regret it
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    Rs Coca Car people "It's just a car bro"
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    Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they stand up as soon as the plane lands drgrayfang
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    Graham Linehan @Glinner Found my son's book of bad superheroes мал мал the strength of two Men
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    Jessie @mommajessiec Before you spend $200 on birthday party entertainment for your child, I sprayed my son and his friends for 45 minutes with the hose. Rave reviews.
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    SOLGAT leo dominguez @oledominguez Almost left the grocery store without buying a bag of spring mix to throw, unopened, into the garbage in two weeks
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    Quick Animal Facts: Worms have no clue what's going on
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    Nothing gets middle aged guys more excited than making plans to meet at a new brewery
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    David Hughes @david8hughes I was quite flexible when I was younger. The kids at school used to call me Spider-Man because my uncle was murdered.
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    On a scale of medieval owl how are you feeling today? 2 3 th 79 the da her anst Ons! 4 LO 5 8 JUPO YOU 6 gregovor
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    El Arroyo LIFE IS JUST A SERIES OF OBSTACLES PREVENTING YOU FROM TAKING A NAP Austin
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    When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning 7:15 7:05 7:10 ME 7:00
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    When your human gives you your 43rd nickňame Cat Planet
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    yeah @amanda_catale Please look at my child getting himself into a pickle on the new cat tree
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    *pets my cat's belly* My cat: YOU WANT ONE?
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    WIFE: "I'm so excited that you got today off unexpectedly! I have so much we need to get done! First thing is-" Me:
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    Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: PILICE DELAV I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
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    dan mentos @DanMentos - Mar 7 [last supper] Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup? Jesus: Not much what's up with you Imao Judas: this is the last straw 23 6.1K 52 10K BUVAU RSON Bizn
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    Jerry Lock @jlock17 Your car will never make that noise for the mechanic. Your car is like "That's our special noise. I only make that noise for you."
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    Me: *tries to enjoy hobby* My depression: [laughter] -You dumb......
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    Ordinary @OrdinaryAlso roosters wake up and scream because they know.
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    Your chances of getting killed by a cow are low, but never zero 17
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    POLO RALF @ReckltRalf When you're waiting for your sandwich and Doritos after coming out of the pool L FORE Blu
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    **** **** **** *** rudy mustang!! Bush Shrek (2001) Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party (2001) Shrek 2 (2004) Shrek the Third (2007) Obama Shrek Forever After (2010) Puss in Boots (2011) Trump there have been 0 Shrek movies released during the Trump presidency
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    E When someone asks me what Spice Girl I would be: INA PAARMAN'S KITCHEN POTATO SPICE TATO SPIC
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    *Management "Pizza party will do fine" *Ove worked staff "Jedi mind tricks don't work on me only money"
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    Addicted to catnip, Fluffy was forced to fund her habit by performing lewd acts for the neighbors perverted chickens.
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    Sweatpants Cher @House_Feminist All bodies are miracles. Every day I get down on my knees and I pray to God and say Dear God, thank you for this meat sculpture you have imprisoned my immortal soul in. I will find a witch to L undo your curse and when I am released we'll see who smites who now you son of a 1:20 PM - Nov 28, 2018 Twitter for iPhone 218 Retweets 699 Likes

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